Are YOU a bitch?

Hey there! Do you sometimes feel like this?


How about like this?


Well, how you would like to marginally amuse the barely literate masses with your bitchery? HOW, you ask? Tell you how it works? Tell you how EASY it is!?




Well, you jot down your feelings on all-things-ass-hair-twisting and email them to me.

Are you excited, 'cause I'm excited!?