Here's something that makes me want to throw a tantrum, but I won't because I'm a mature and responsible person who would never "act out" or "look down" upon others......Robot Strippers.
I mean it's like "C'mon lady, you're job is to be SEXY" and you're up there lookin' like the Tin Man in need of an oil change. Those things to the right and left of your vagina are called hips- use em! You're making us women look like... like objects instead of skilled sexual beings! I mean Christ, it looks like you just got back from having the worst PAP smear of your life.
I totally commend the outgoing, i -love-my-body-no-matter-what, take-it-as-it-comes(no pun intended) stripper and you're disgracing this beautiful art by acting like you'd rather be having a root canal than making hundreds of dollars to be naked. I coulda used that dollar to buy a KFC Snacker!
I mean, things could be worse. You could have to wake up and go to work from 9-5 every day and not get to drink cocktails on the job or listen to the sweet sounds of Van Halen while wearing fishnets.
I guess what I'm saying is, if you're getting naked and NOT getting arrested for indecent exposure(i'm not naming names), you might as well LOOK SEXY and not be that girl with the sourpuss look on her face just going through the motions.
So c'mon you lourdess of the lapdance- get it together, pretend that guy over there isn't thinking about following you to your car after work, and start sexing it up! You never know, I may decide to be generous and buy my boyfriend a private dance.
